I decided that I wanted to write something fun and dancey. A nice surprise everyone out there! It's free to download but if you feel like throwing a couple of bucks by way I want say no!
NEW MERCH!
Dyanna's Departure!
As we get ready for the show on the 15th of August i am excited to announce we will have a whole bunch of new merch available for purchase!
Also, it's with a heavy heart that I must announce that Dyanna Lauren has had to step down. A scheduling conflict arose and we just couldn't get it to click. With that Dyanna also realized her passions lie in developing a one stop entertainment venue halfway between Chicago and Des Moines! It's a gigantic undertaking and it's going to require more time than she anticipated. I totally understand her decision and wish her all the best. She is going to have the best damn wedding destination out there when she gets it running! Much love to my sister from another mister!
In light of that! The show must go on! But I'm going to keep my new members a secret until August 15th show time! Notice i pluralized the member word. Wink wink nudge nudge.
I will let you know former Smakdab vocalist Alexis will be joining me in Microwaved! She will be singing, writing, and contributing in the process with me. It's super freaking cool to be collaborating with the one person thoughtout my entire career that I trust artistically. She totally understands me, my weird ass brain and my music. I was hoping to have her join me onstage August 15th but she won't quite be ready! So be on the look out for these new members.
As always thank you for reading and listening!
"Snake Charmer (ft @Met3mpsyk6sis)" drops August 14th on Bandcamp and all streaming services.
Announcing "Snake Charmer ft. Met3mpsyk6sis"
Cover art by Maleah Duncan
YO! So dropping some new cover art coming in hot for my next single with Met3mpsyk6sis! The B-side will be "Resilience ft. Thunder S. Hawk and CAT" some of you may have heard an early mix of "Resilience" on the compilation on the CRL Studios tribute to James Ashley of Sinsect if not you should really run out and grab a copy to help his widow pay for final expenses and such. Any who. I met this pretty cool person in my neck of the woods named Maleah Duncan (click the green to buy their art!). Maleah is a two spirited Cherokee descendent and I thought it would be cool to hire someone who's life experience and knowledge is so different from mine. It paid of with some pretty eye catching art I must say. Expect more announcements soon on a release date on the next single!
Microwaved featuring Dyanna Lauren LIVE IN DES MOINES!
Joining us will be local heavy hitters SordiD and my friend from up north Unmanned Audio!
As some of you may or may not know, I help out a friend of mine do a podcast about adult entertainment. All facets of the industry from writers and directors right down to the stars. This year at EXXXOTICA Chicago 2026 I ended up working with Dyanna Lauren as a helper at the Jizz Talking booth (we are www.jizztalking.com ) and Dyanna spilled the beans that she started in the music industry first. She was discovered by Rick James, yeah that Rick James (FUCK YOUR COUCH), and then went on to record her own album and collaborate with other's such as Marilyn Manson and Moby. I showed Dyanna some demos I've been working on and she expressed interest in singing for me. Yeah I was just as shocked as you. So we started talking and working out logistics. Turns out, she and I are two peas in a pod when it comes to our art and music influences. So then I said, I have about 30 demos in some sort of state. She said "Bring it". Then I said, what if I booked a show, would you sing for me? She said "This is gonna be fun". So we will see you all on August 15th for Ms. Dyanna Lauren's return to the stage at Locals Bar & Stage in Des Moines Iowa! Joining us will be the local heavy hitters SordiD to headline this amazing show and my good friend in Unmanned Audio from Clear Lake/Mason City neck of the woods. (Charles Green was the original singer for CCA (Cold Cranking Amps) which then morphed into Smakdab and my career in the music industry.
In 1994 I met Charles Levi for the first time in Kansas City with Pigface. Over the next 22 years Charles would always remember me and say hello and hang out with me. He was my first hero that I met that treated me like Read more
In 1994 I met Charles Levi for the first time in Kansas City with Pigface. Over the next 22 years Charles would always remember me and say hello and hang out with me. He was my first hero that I met that treated me like an equal every time I saw him. Charles has done a lot for our scene and he is suffering with some debilitating health issues. So I have chose to release this cover of "SUCK" originally done by Pigface to raise funds for his medical bills.
Greetings to the official Microwaved home on the web! This is pretty cool. I used to pay dudes a lot of money to do this for me and now I can do it! How easy is that! ANYWHO! On 10/24/25 ReGen Magazine will be premiering the latest video for Microwaved! Click https://regenmag.com/ to see the video that YouTube banned for being too violent. It's a desperate reminder of what it means to truly be ANTIFA!